If a banana was eating a ninja riding a unicycle on the 3rd week of july would the spork company go bankrupt?
These are the kind of questions that keep me up at night.
Posted February 3rd, 2010 in How To Go Bankrupt.
These are the kind of questions that keep me up at night.
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Well, you have to think of this first. If you went back in time and killed your father would you vanish immediately after. Would it be considered incest if you met your mother and had a wild night in the past before she had you? If air is made of atoms and you are made of atoms and everything else in the world is made of atoms do you really exist or do you just think you do? If you take the wings off a flies back, is it then called a walk? If you put hydrogren peroxide baking soda in a bottle of mountain dew does it really glow in the dark? If bananas dont grow on trees but on herbs , does that make them really big berries?
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:37 amYes, because ice cream has no bones.
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:37 ammaybe in the third week. That’s a dangerous time anyway.
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:37 amYes because monkeys fly on tuesdays without seatbelts. Duh!
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:37 amyes, because the ninja founded the spork company and noone else knows the secret passwords to the back accounts.
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:37 am